Saturday, 11/24 - It's Time to Make *Mangic*: Gym Checklist

(first words of the day:)
ohhhh ooooooooooh I gotta peeeeee I gotta peeeeee today
(followed by incoherent mumbles and singing in the bathroom)

I was piiiiiiiisssssed. I got it all out of me. 

...it was satisfying

(to David Horn)
You want me to Wingman for you?
I'll Wingman for you!
"This man makes sex in the right holes and juggles." That's it.



guys i gotta find if the gym is reopened i heard they're remodeling it                                  i am really craving a sandwich or curly fries

yum yum yum yum.                             that was unnecessary.



(i know nothing about women
i know zero about women)

this sweater is not coming with me

i gotta put on my gymmy running shorts

(singing:)

whatchu gonna do brandon

gonna use my hairdryer hairdryer 

hairdryer

i wish i had more psoriasis
i think it's more sexy
...my wife thinks it's just gross

 ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ I don't know if you know about my sciatic nerve ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

 ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ "THE TALE OF MY SCIATIC NERVE" ™ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Do we have the things necessary for a

Wonderful Gym Experience? 

We have:

•  blowdryer. Check!

We have:

•  oxblood pants. Check!

We have:

• flip flops.  So I dont have to go in the shower and have my feet touch the floor.

We have:

• shirt to put on afterwards
• socks
• weird pair of underwear. Because I have to do laundry.
• both pair of hair products
• oil of olay
• my iPod

It's time to make *Mangic*.




i drive a mustang!
                           




 .........i drive a sweet madza                                                                 2012 hatchback
                 




 where'd i put my keys 

 where'd I put my keys

                               where'd I put my keys

We're gonna do some: 

1. hang cleans
2. some incline press
3. ya know, gonna get monstrous, but first:
4.  the old chapstick guys, gotta hydrate the lips for the ladies.

i'm gonna make myself huge




Is this a happy face, Steve?





















Is this a happy face, Steve?
(makes a "seizure face")

Is this a happy face?
(makes a "seizure face")

Love,
Brandon