do you like baby carrots?
i don't know i don't know
i don't know
You can put anything in your ass.
Don't let shape dictate what you put in your ass.
With commitment you can get anything up there.
I'll certify you in Reiki.
(While dancing around and waving his hands:)
<energy healing * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
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energy healing * * * * * * a little energy here * *
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you're certified in reiki>
THIS
is addressed to Brian James O'Connell
Which MEANS
It's for Me.
(opening Brian's mail)
If this is a picture of some old lady's bazoombas...
...61.71 cent from SoCal recycling...
[Beer Lesson - Brandon teaches Steve about saison]
What if money made people's dicks hard?
do you think women...
how much do you think women value...
the earning potential of a prospective partner? (???????)
You know how I feel about Bernadette Peters.
i wonder what my dating value is right now. (????????)
(After I said "motherfucker":)
that kind of language is what's wrong with us as people
i just wanna know who would sleep with me. (?????????)
(Singing Cher:)
"Do you believe in life after love? I can feel something inside me say, I really don't think you're strong enough. Do you believe in life after love?...."
We could be Southern California's Premiere Cher cover band.
(holding his middle finger up to me)
This is the finger I put in my ass - and then smell it.
[Beer Lesson - Brandon teaches Steve about farmhouse ales]
I get why people used to drink all day, I mean, this was 1840s London
this is how my dance moves work
this is my body moving to the music
this is how the world is
I feel good about today: two human beings connecting.
Happy Holidays! & Merry Christmas! & Happy Hanukkah! & Have a Great Kwanzaa! And if you celebrate something else, Spectacular That!
Love,
Brandon
