Saturday, 11/10 (on 11/17) - Part 2: Orange Tree Intercourse.

I really wanna eat this (found orange in kitchen area)  
I want an orange tree 

wha wha wha wha

that's... an orange tree... would be...
   
         fucking awesome.





Who. Doesn't. Want.
AN ORANGE TREE.

(Singing:)

I demand an orange tree 

     I demand it 

          You ask your man <clap clap>

                You ask your man <clap clap>

                    Hey baby <clap>

                Hey baby <clap>

          You love me <clap>

     You gotta get your man an orange tree 

You love me

what do we need from trader joe's what do i need to tell my wife to get ¡STEVE! ¡WHAT DO I NEED TO TELL MY WIFE! um..............................................................

1. almonds 
2. (no i'm tired of almonds.)

1. cashews 
2. and bananas. bananas and cashews. bananas.
3. oatmeal 
4. kale 
5. (okay, i'm walking through the trader joe's aisles in my head...)
6. spices 
7. stewed tomatoes (no diced tomatoes) 
8. hey there cereal 
9. i need quinoa. 

(Singing:) 

Hey baby <clap>

      Hey baby <clap>

You gonna get that quinoa

Ya gonna get it

                    (doing an Italian impression of me:)

          "I getta the Mahtzarehla... I getta the Mahtzarehla."

(to me, or rather, at me:)

you're a real piece of work 

you're 

a 

real piece of work 

you know that? 

i don't know what your wife sees in you 

so you can take 

that 

to the bank and smoke it.

(Singing:)
Intercourse! Intercourse! Let's have Intercourse! 

(Talking - to me:)
That's sex with another person.

(Singing:)
Intercourse! Intercourse! It feels good for a minute or an hour.

(Talking - to me:)
I'm educating you about Intercourse.




DO I SEEM HAPPY? (attempts smiley face) 

DO I SEEM HAPPY? (Again) 

DO I? DO I? SEEM HAPPY? (again)

I have an audition for HAPPY. 



Love,
Brandon